I'm a guy
I got these Johnsonville brats to micro-wave up when I'm in a hurry. The problem is that when they cook they really get the mic messy. So, instead of putting them on a plate, I put them into a deep plastic container that I get Chinese food in.
Today I cooked 3 of them in the mic, and the oil & fat that would have splattered on the mic, collected at the bottom of the plastic container.
After it cooled and gelled... I drank some of it.
It tasted like sex with a virgin.