Dear Internets
I'm a little hesitant to actually post something of substance here as I'm not even sure it'll be read by anybody who's not registered over at familywatchdog.us. However, I'll do it anyways.
My name is Gary, I'm 23-years-old which probably qualifies me as one of the youngest members of FJP. I'm a refugee seeking asylum here from the third-world shitfest known as PennLive.com.
Uh... I'm a web developer / graphics designer / e-commerce consultant which means I can build you a website, but since nobody has websites anymore... I'll design your fucking myspace layout. The whole e-commerce bit means that you can haul your BMW over to my house in hopes to get dolla dolla bill for it from Eurotrash named Pierre. Unfortunately for you that shit's going on Craigslist for $150 O.B.O.
Other than that I like PSU Football, Flyers hockey, hardcore, mixed martial arts, and insane amounts of Jagermeister.
Any questions?