Awwwww screw it, PSU v MSU take...Bizarro World

I golfed today. Had the best shot of day and the worst shot of the day in a 4 person scramble. I played in someone else's shoes...and so went the rest of the day.
Offense:
QB - It was good to see consistency all game long from AM. From opening whistle to closing whistle, he was ON. Especially on third downs and game changing situations. Let it be know his legacy has been rewritten with this game. Solid 4th qtr comeback too. His accuracy was at its peak today. He has IT. You get an A dude.
RB - Miserable performance by the senior Kinlaw. Couldn't hit holes, couldn't break tackles, showed no heart. Royster was tough as nails today, gutting out a nice performance. Maybe next time guys....You get an F.
O-Line - Swiss cheese. Porous. Odoriferous. Haven't improved all season long and never gave AM aka "Golden Boy" time to throw. Take your asses back to SeaWorld. A big fat F.
WRs/TEs - Dropped passes, perfect passes, and didn't make any big plays...but were open all damn day. At least we saw a LOT of AQ, even on that last drive. They get a C.
Offensive coaching - Absolutely, 100% brilliant. Kept the momentum all game, especially in the second half. Most notable were those 3 runs after the big AJ Wallace return. Huge 3 and out right there. We totally went for the throat and totally psyched them out. And then those beautiful WR screens, against M2M defense on 2nd and 15. They make video games for plays like that! Nice use of the TE underneath all game too. Talk about taking advantage of your talent. This is a big ole A.
Special Teams - Big returns each way. Story of our lives. But D Will is a thing of beauty on punt returns. The way he is able to run AND juggle the ball is something to behold. I also rather enjoy the way our kick off coverage team gives our opponents the ball at midfield, as if to say, g'head, just try to score on our D. 100% grade A right here.
Defense:
D line - Talk about push. They were in Hoyers jock like a bad case of crabs...all day baby. Stout run D too. MSU tailbacks never saw more than 2 or 3 yards/carry. B+
LBs - Dan the Man Connor owned this game and Sean Lee is quite possibly the biggest turd to play LB at PSU. he couldn't even run his INT back for a TD. Talk about wasted effort. C at best.
Secondary - White on rice. Shit on stink. Clap on a hooker. Brod on a Dungeon Master....all these things accurately describe what we saw unfold today. King is THE King. He should have just stopped playing mid season just to start his NFL combine workouts. Shut em down corners? We got em. Great man coverage in the secondary, check. Friggin huge Ass A. I'm talking big fellas. You just don't know.
Defensive coaching - What can you say. Bradley has been on the sidelines for 29 years. The man knows his shit and his vast knowledge of different formations, blitzes, and packages is mind-blowing. Opposing offense never know what's coming and nearly shit their pants on the bus during pre-game. Leads, who needs 'em? 3rd down stops? Foes don't even get to 3rd down. Almost as good as nudy magazine day. Awwwww yeah...another A boys.
Overall - I personally am thanking my lucky stars that we have such an amazing coach and staff. I am looking very forward to another 5 years of PSU football under this regime. I mean, who can snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory like this crew? I'll tell you who, Joe Paterno and Joe Paterno ONLY.